Lunchtime Amusement Gifts

BLT

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

For the Love of Peanut Butter

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

Sign on door: Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.

Lunch Break

Ivan's lunch hour would be an extended one.

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

'What's for lunch...Vegetables?'

Lunch

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

'Mr. Walsh, it's not a hostile takeover. It's only your lunch!'

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

'Oooh, let's DO lunch.'

'This certainly beats lunch at the desk.'

'No thanks. Last time I had one of your tiny sandwiches I bit my finger.'

Guy sitting on bank pulling fishing rod out of water with sign from fish attached to hook: Out to Lunch.

Men at lunch.

'I've got the jam sandwiches... have you got the money?'