Lunch Lazzie Gifts

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

Tartine

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

A Club Sandwitch.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Expense account or regular?"

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

Behind Every Stupid Man

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

'You made me jump.'

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I brought my lunch."

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

Urban lunch

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

One Hour Sandwich shop

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.