Luck Debunker Pillows

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'And right here they merged...'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

The Best Laid Plans

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Superstition City

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

Tombola Winner

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

Good Luck

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

Bob Smith: Asking For It

"But you really can't trust the media."

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

"What's the furthest away, America or the moon..?"CartoonStock Upload

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

"Let's face it, you could back the wrong horse in a one-horse race!"

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

'By the way, that's your lottery ticket.'

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

'Capricorns have all the luck.'

"My mom said I can't come here anymore." "What? Why not, Billy?" "She said she sends me here to get hot chocolate, not to get bad relationship advice." "What 'bad' advice? All my advice is solid gold." "You told me to call the IRS with an anonymous tip about Andrea Wheaton's father avoiding taxes, so next time he tells her I'm a bad influence he'll look like a hypocrite." "That didn't work?"

Leprechaun finds 'sold' sign in pot of gold.

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

Somewhere in a clover pasture on March 17th...

'A person has just so much luck, Edwards, and we feel we've used up all of yours.'