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"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Head over Hooves

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Rocket.

"FREEDOM!!!"

SOE (South Of Earth)

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Rainbow skier

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"Now I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen!"

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

"You too."

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

"Getting a star named after me makes you feel kind of insignificant doesn't it?"