Lucid Dreamers Gifts

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Head over Hooves

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Home Sweet Home

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

Rocket.

"FREEDOM!!!"

Moon Pies.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

SOE (South Of Earth)

Rainbow skier

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

John Woodvine

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

"Now I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen!"

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

"You too."

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

"Getting a star named after me makes you feel kind of insignificant doesn't it?"