Lucid Dreaming Gifts

"I want to follow my dreams - not analyze them."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Swinging on a star.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Head over Hooves

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Real Life/Surreal Life

Shelter Cat Nap

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

The Snooze Bar.

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

Electric Blanket.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'