Clairvoyant Dreamer Gifts

Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Pipe Dream.

Swinging on a star.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Asking out a palm reader.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Quantum Psychic

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"You're solemates!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"I always thought love made the world go round."

Moon

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

Astronaut love

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"It could never work between us."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."