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Yuri Geller as a 7 year old.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Pipe Dream.

Swinging on a star.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Asking out a palm reader.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Quantum Psychic

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"You're solemates!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Moon

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"I always thought love made the world go round."

Astronaut love

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"It could never work between us."

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"