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Oil Output Reduced

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Lionel Messi

Running out of Gas.

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

The weight of winning gold.

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

Fishing Holes

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

A monster emerges from a hidden trapdoor

"Do you mind?!"

Bartenders making cocktails

'We never sell a wine before it's time. We're still waiting for our first big sale.'

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

'Well, Gee, that's not a suspicious comment.'

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

'Everything will turn to gold-but don't worry,it won't last....'

"What's next?"

Covid Secure Olympics

"I always wanted to be an accountant. But I'll probably just wind up giving swimming lessons."

'They may own the podium, but it appears to be in a low rent district.'

An English Gold-Field

Money Makes You Smile.