Lucia Tradition Admirer Gifts

God Jul

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

The Rise of Modern Art

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Hillary Clinton

Maypole

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

Shavuot - Like!

Nelson Mandela

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Time for Tea

Queen reigning.

First Marriage.

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Happy Hogmanay!

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'