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God Jul

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

The Rise of Modern Art

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Hillary Clinton

Maypole

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Shavuot - Like!

Nelson Mandela

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Time for Tea

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Queen reigning.

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

First Marriage.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Martin Luther King Jr.

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

Happy Hogmanay!