Loyalty And Trust Skills Pillows

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

Others will fight for you

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

You've Got Mail

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

The whole club stands behind the coach...

'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"Trust no one."

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'