Loyal Subject Gifts

'Sure, son, they're rabble -- but the rabble are an essential part of the economy.'

Playing Fetch.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Not here - home!'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Personal Assistants.

Best friends without borders.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"I need for you to go to bat for me again, Tim. And this time, could you do it without adjusting yourself?"

"If I'm your best friend, how come you never offer me a beer?"

'Books that stayed books.'

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

Non-metric speak your weight machine

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'All those years you struggled financially, I stood by you. It's my turn for a little piece of the pie.'

'He was a very good dog.'