Loyal Fans Club Gifts

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Not here - home!'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

Trent Alexander-Arnold

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Football addict

Replica Football Merchandise

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Ball and Chain

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'We're still crazy then ...'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'All those years you struggled financially, I stood by you. It's my turn for a little piece of the pie.'

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

"Will that be all, sir?"

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'Let's not let some silly carpet come between us being best friends, Carl...'

"Say, Coach. . . since we always get beat by 40 points or more, it might make more sense to hold our moment of prayer before the game, not after."

Arsene Wenger's piggy bank and Andre Villas Boas.