Lowriding Gifts

Baldo's Setting It Straight Guide - Tip No. 4 Don't assume what I do for fun.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Pony Rides

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

First past the post.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Pet Pony

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

Road Buddies

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

The First Man to Ride the Moon

Pony Love...

"Bad boys don't die. They just ride in to the sunset!"

Free Range Chicken.