Lowriding T-Shirts

"I don't get it, Baldo. Why are you obsessed with 1964 Chevrolet Impalas."

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Baldo's Setting It Straight Guide - Tip No. 4 Don't assume what I do for fun.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Pony Rides

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

First past the post.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Pet Pony

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Road Buddies

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

"Giddyup."

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

Pony Love...

The First Man to Ride the Moon