Low-ranking Golfer Pillows

"I'm currently ranked 104,387,519th in the world."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

The Amateur Golfer

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Senior PGA Moment.

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'Don't move.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Clock Face Golf Set

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Hole in forty-seven.

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'Birdie.'

"Thank you."

"How'd it happen?

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

"Duh!"

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

How You Know It's Spring...

"Your kind of course, dad."

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."