"I'm currently ranked 104,387,519th in the world."
Low-ranking Golfer Gifts
Looking for a gift for a golf enthusiast who might not always hit the target but always keeps the fun alive? Our collection of playful gifts for low-ranking golfers features humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their unique style on the course. Perfect for adding some laughter and lightheartedness to their golf game and everyday life.
Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.
Young golf ball getting "the talk".
'Two hundred and nineteen.'
Golf lessons
Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.
The Amateur Golfer
'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'
'I love these senior citizen discounts.'
Senior PGA Moment.
"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."
'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'
'Don't move.'
The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open
Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.
Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls
Clock Face Golf Set
Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.
Hole in forty-seven.
"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."
'Birdie.'
"Thank you."
"How'd it happen?
'Motion seconded!' (golfers)
"Duh!"
A man holding a golf club eying up his shot
How You Know It's Spring...
"Your kind of course, dad."
'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'
I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.
"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"
"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."
'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'
TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO
"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."
Low-ranking Golfer Gifts Collection
Low-ranking Golfer Mugs
Discover more humorous golf-themed mugs that will brighten any golfer’s day—perfect for home or office.
Low-ranking Golfer Pillows
Find the perfect golf humor pillows to add personality and comfort to their favorite space.
Low-ranking Golfer Prints
Browse our humorous golf prints and bring a playful touch to their decor.
Low-ranking Golfer T-Shirts
Explore our collection of funny golf t-shirts that make a statement on and off the course.