Low-maintenance Couple Pillows

"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"We'll always have Paris..."

Romance

Dancing in pyjamas

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

His and Her wardrobe's

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

Frankenstein's Reading Light

PJ Parties

"You and I haven't had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!"

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

"It took the better part of seventeen years, but you finally get me."

Couple in bed with health charts

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Respected cartoon couple, Elmo and Merle Blinkwhistle, take a little time out each day to gather their thoughts.

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

A marriage made in cat heaven.

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

I get the impression you find our sex life boring.

'Must we do everything together?'

Global Thermostat - Do Not Adjust.

"She's forgiven me."

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

"No, I don't think we need counseling. This is our first date."

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'