Low-maintenance Advocates Pillows

Showered, Shaven.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Swamp gas

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

In the art gallery

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"Woo-hoo!"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Biodegradable helium balloons.

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health