Low-maintenance Advocates Pillows

Showered, Shaven.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Swamp gas

In the art gallery

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

When did you last have your oil changed?

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"Woo-hoo!"

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."