Low Fat Lover Pillows

The Nihilist Deli.

We'll have Manhattans...

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Horn of Leftovers

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

"One slice—hold the bread."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'Consummatum est.'

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

Caribbean Airport Security

I love Classics.

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."