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The Nihilist Deli.

We'll have Manhattans...

"This stool shall pass."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Horn of Leftovers

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"One slice—hold the bread."

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

'Your efforts, and the little Latin quotes you drop into your email, have not gone unrecognized.'

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'Consummatum est.'

Caribbean Airport Security

'What? This is still a dead language, right?'

I love Classics.