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"And Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they were ashamed."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'Sheep striptease'.

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

Christopher Nolan caricature

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

'Your rhino, or mine?'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Duplass Brothers

007's Dating Mishaps

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

A potato's favourite video

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

"It looked a lot better on Colin Firth."

Blarney Stone Romance

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

"I didn't have this in mind when you said you'd make breakfast in bed!"

'...by using lightning and the flesh of the undead. Luckily, he turned out to be a charming fellow and brilliant raconteur.'

Snow White

Invitation

Dalek gardening...

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

Stage Realism

Jodie Foster

Housemaid

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Falls In Love

How To Wash Your A**

'Sorry I'm late -- I had to climb over a speed bump.'

Skinny sour-faced twins scowling at each other.

"Look....I'm gonna need a lot more tongue than that."

Broadway Baby.

Laurel and Hardy.