Low-budget Production Admirer Mugs

"And Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they were ashamed."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'Sheep striptease'.

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

'Your rhino, or mine?'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

Duplass Brothers

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

A potato's favourite video

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

Blarney Stone Romance

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

Snow White

"I didn't have this in mind when you said you'd make breakfast in bed!"

Invitation

'...by using lightning and the flesh of the undead. Luckily, he turned out to be a charming fellow and brilliant raconteur.'

Stage Realism

Broadway Baby.

Skinny sour-faced twins scowling at each other.

'Sorry I'm late -- I had to climb over a speed bump.'

Housemaid

"Look....I'm gonna need a lot more tongue than that."

"Wow! This is just like the tv show I've spent my whole life emulating!"