Gifts from the House of Low Goals.
Low Ambition Gifts
Looking for gifts that laugh in the face of high ambitions? Our collection celebrates a relaxed approach to life with humorous designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. These thoughtful pieces make excellent gifts for friends or yourself, embracing a carefree spirit. Whether it’s a joke about taking it easy or a subtle nod to mellow ambitions, our products add personality and humor. Celebrate a chill attitude in style with quirky, professionally drawn artwork that makes a lighthearted statement.
Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance
"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"
"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."
"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."
'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'
A very young man being hired as a groom.
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
My brilliant career
'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'
"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."
'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'
"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"
'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'
"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."
'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'
'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'
'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'
The March to the Top
Gracie for Queen...of the universe.
Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker
You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big
'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'
"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."
"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."
"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"
'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'
'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'
'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'
"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"
Targets
Successful sales people are avid goal setters...
"I may be wrong, but i suspect he is already grooming his successor."
"He wants to be an architect."
"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."
Low Ambition Gifts Collection
Low Ambition Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that embrace a low ambition attitude, perfect for sipping your coffee with a smile.
Low Ambition Pillows
Discover pillows that add humor and comfort to your space, perfect for those who prefer a laid-back, easygoing vibe.
Low Ambition Prints
Browse our prints that humorously capture the low ambition lifestyle—great for decorating with personality and wit.
Low Ambition T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts celebrating the relaxed, low ambition lifestyle—ideal for casual wear and making a humorous statement.