Ambition Gifts

"You can be anything you want to be - no limits."

"How will you ever know whether you're a flying squirrel if you don't give it a shot?"

"First of all, stop calling them 'wishes'. That's loser talk. We call them 'goals'."

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

'My backpack would be lighter if I weren't carrying all my parents hopes and dreams.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

Think Big

'And for those of us still waiting for our big break, let us pray.'

"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."

Money And Prestige

"You like to take credit for other people's successes, and blame others for your mistakes. Woodly, you have management potential!"

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

Bob was rich beyond his wildest dreams - which didn't amount to much given how incredibly lame those dreams were.

The Graduate

Targets

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

'Just wait tillI become Mayor - I'll sort the transport system out.'

'I feel sorry for people who don't make more money than they want to.'

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

"I'm proud of you...you're reaching that age where you're thinking about the future...you're making decisions about your life, what you want to do, what you want to be..."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"Papi, I need a bigger bedroom. The one I have isn't big enough for a the both of us."

'I was hoping to have something to show for all these years.'

Review game plan, get money, get power, get beautiful women, pretend there was no plan....

Soldier looking in the mirror and seeing a general.

'I told them 'You fulfill your own dreams, and I'll fulfill mine.''

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Pushy Parents

'Let's rock!'

'I detest the 'TGIF' saying. For me, Monday is just another exciting work day....hoping the weekend will speed by and Monday will start another great work week!'

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."