Ambition Climber Gifts

"Progress is coming right along!"

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"So...do you have a job now?"

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

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"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"It's a long term goal."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

Teen's Comet

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"