Low Ambition Mugs

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

My brilliant career

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

The March to the Top

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

Targets

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"He wants to be an architect."

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

"I may be wrong, but i suspect he is already grooming his successor."