Loves To Ramble Pillows

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Hither and Yon sign

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'How very Cumbria.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Walkers

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Non Thought For The Day.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

The Gilmore Girls

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Cold caller.

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

"It happened either over the weekend or when I left the office today for lunch."

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

Subway Library

Soho walking society

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

Confusing directions.

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

Hiker's right of way.

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.