Loves To Ramble T-Shirts

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'How very Cumbria.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Hither and Yon sign

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Walkers

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Non Thought For The Day.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Cold caller.

The Gilmore Girls

When Stupid People Get an Idea

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

"It happened either over the weekend or when I left the office today for lunch."

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

Confusing directions.

Subway Library

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

Soho walking society

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

Hiker's right of way.

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'