Loves The Cold Pillows

Snow flake

Ice fisher.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Bless You."

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Ice Fishing.

'California: Here I come!'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Igloo Building.

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

I Love Winter!