Loves The Cold Mugs

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

Snow flake

Ice fisher.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Bless You."

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Say, I just had a thought

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

I Love Winter!

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"I surprise you every year!"

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home