Enjoying Cold Pillows

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snow flake

Ice fisher.

"Bless You."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

Say, I just had a thought

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.