Loves A Gamble Gifts

"... okay, so it goes, poison, antidote, poison, antidote, poison, poison, antidote, antidote, poison, antidote, poison."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

'Will you make the final table?'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

Wedding Coin Tosser

"Hello, we're Mathers, Thorpe and Beneke. Can your husband come out and play the market?"

Overshooting the Runway

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

"Ask your doctor if you're strong enough to day trade options."

Vending machines at work: Snacks, Coffee, Glimmer of Hope

'I actually make a lot more money as a bookmaker than I ever did as a race horse...'

"Dad's shingling the roof and mom says she's inches away to an insurance claim that will change her life."

'I know it's a long shot but wouldn't it be worth hanging on until after the wednesday lottery draw?'

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

I was dead lucky at the races yesterday, I forgot my wallet at home!

"I'd like 13,983,816 lottery tickets please..."

Billy strip: dad doesn't get to shuffle the horses.

"I love taking risks... it's all the consequences I can't handle."

Psst, wanna buy low and sell high? Huh? This is a can't-miss deal. Buy now and sell in six months for a huge profit. Forget it. I learned my lesson during the dotcom boom. No more speculative investments for me. You misunderstand, fine sir. I'm not talking stocks. That's crazy stuff – for real buffoons. I'm talking real estate. The markets going crazy. Everyone's getting loaded. You cannot lose! Thus a man strode back into the bubble. Look at this condo in the Florida marshes!

Dog Casino

"God, you're so random."

'No, I DON'T want to make a side bet on the spelling test!'

'To Joseph Atherton, who bought tech and small-cap stocks when they were high and sold low...'

Sporting Event - A Record - She won the sweep!

"Here's that lottery ticket I told you about! I matched all but five numbers! And I bought it on Thursday instead of Tuesday! Other than that, I would have won!"