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Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

Billy. The Kid.

"Meet the author"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Nun Fight.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"El muy mal perro"

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Pioneers of the ancient west

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

Cowboy

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.