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"This is our adoptive son. We found him in the cellar where he was raised by spiders."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Pastries and Candy

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Home Sweet Home

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Fishing Boat Derby

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

Fearless Frog Part 19

Little Red Riding Hoodie

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

Let's all be fairies.

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

Business plan.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Babe in the woods!

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Circus trousers

Brothers Grimm

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Well, I didn't know he was a dragon when I met him online!

"All the king's horses and all the king's men have voted for scrambled, sah!"

The Cosmology of Timmy