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Shepherd and eurydice

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

New Guy.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

Royal Love

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

Love at First Sight.

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Fairy tale

fairy tales

Building a gingerbread house

Fairytale prince and princess

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'