Lovers Of Wild West Tales Gifts

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

Billy. The Kid.

"Meet the author"

Nun Fight.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"El muy mal perro"

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

Cowboy

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

Pioneers of the ancient west

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

Indian selfie

"I'm trying to find a new element."