Lovers Of The Great Outdoors Gifts

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"It's such a lovely day!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fly Fishing

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'More bubbles!'

Fishing sign.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

The Brothers Grime

Frog in the puddles.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Bike Rides

Sport Utility Boot.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"