Lovers Of The Great Outdoors T-Shirts

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Allotment

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'More bubbles!'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Fishing sign.

The Brothers Grime

Frog in the puddles.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Bike Rides

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"