Lovers Of Impractical Ideas Gifts

Nanook's Demolition Co.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"He was a sea rescue."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Now you can send it."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

UFO and snowman

Baseball.

Breakfast surreal.

Operation.

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

'This pie chart clearly demonstrates the distain with which most people regard pie charts.'

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

You're Out Of Order

Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

The Eclectic Chair

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

Watch Your Step

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

Trapeze artists commuting

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

'Need anything today?'

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'