Lovers Of Impractical Ideas T-Shirts

Nanook's Demolition Co.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"He was a sea rescue."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Now you can send it."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

Operation.

Baseball.

UFO and snowman

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

Breakfast surreal.

'This pie chart clearly demonstrates the distain with which most people regard pie charts.'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

The Eclectic Chair

Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

You're Out Of Order

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

Watch Your Step

Trapeze artists commuting

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

'Need anything today?'

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."