Impractical Furniture Lover Gifts

The Eclectic Chair

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Get... a-nother room!"

"Surprise!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Bathroom Fairy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"