Lovers Of Humorous Science Cartoons Gifts

"So is it difficult having one leg shorter than the other?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Teenagers!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

The life of penguins.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

The One That Newton Missed

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Electrolyte Orchestra.

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

"Apparently my writing is so bad I've been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."