Lovers Of Humorous Science Cartoons Gifts

"So is it difficult having one leg shorter than the other?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

The life of penguins.

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

The One That Newton Missed

"Apparently my writing is so bad I've been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA."

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

Electrolyte Orchestra.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."