Lovers Of Humor In Relationships Gifts

'As soon as we exchaged vows we started exchanging barbs.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Reading the sports pages.

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Aging Problems

His and Hers Wedding

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

'Have you beed seeing other females?'

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

"Ah-h, her comes my better half now."

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

"I've never felt this close to anyone before!"

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"We never talk anymore."