Relationship Humor Appreciators Gifts

Social Distancing

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

Life is for the birds.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Divine Desk Bins

A Quiet Rebuke.

Reading the sports pages.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Comb Sweet Comb

Feline Evolution.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Sheep In Curlers

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Telekinetics on strike...

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."