Relationship Humor Appreciators Prints

Social Distancing

Playing Fetch.

Life is for the birds.

baby sweetcorn...

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

A Quiet Rebuke.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Reading the sports pages.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Divine Desk Bins

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"My guess it's guacamole."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Sheep In Curlers

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Telekinetics on strike...

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'