Lovers Of Humor In Relationships T-Shirts

'As soon as we exchaged vows we started exchanging barbs.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Reading the sports pages.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Aging Problems

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

His and Hers Wedding

'Have you beed seeing other females?'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

"Ah-h, her comes my better half now."

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"I've never felt this close to anyone before!"

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"We never talk anymore."

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"