Lovers Of Christmas Humor Pillows

'Oh hello. Don't mind me. With all that stuff about the world ending I just thought I'd call round a bit earlier this year.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Elfie Stick

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Piranhaclaus

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I could get used to working remotely."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

The Reindeer Strike

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Roscoe's Great Escape

A man works in a snow globe.