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'Oh hello. Don't mind me. With all that stuff about the world ending I just thought I'd call round a bit earlier this year.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Elfie Stick

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Piranhaclaus

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I could get used to working remotely."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Christmas on Other Planets.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

The Reindeer Strike

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

"I've made a terrible mistake."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Rudolph With His Nose So Bright.

Roscoe's Great Escape

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Santa Harley